{"id":2524,"date":"2015-05-15T09:19:39","date_gmt":"2015-05-15T03:49:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.officechai.com\/?p=2524"},"modified":"2015-06-04T10:30:14","modified_gmt":"2015-06-04T05:00:14","slug":"brutally-honest-job-titles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/officechai.com\/office-humour\/brutally-honest-job-titles\/","title":{"rendered":"15 Brutally Honest Job Titles ( And their real meanings)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mcdonalds famously calls its HR managers, Chief Happiness Officers.<\/span><\/p>\n

And in today’s job market and a world of MBA-fied nomenclature, a rubbish collector is a “waste management and disposal technician” rather than a bin man, while subway staff are known as “sandwich artists”.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

We bring you 20 of the other fancy job titles and their brutally honest (but hilarious) meanings, done by the fun folks at someecards.<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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1. This guy can make or break your company. These<\/a><\/span> social media strategists probably did the latter.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Social-Media-Strategist\"<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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2. Stalking is strictly professional.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"HR-recruiter\"<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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3. “Hey can you get me a cup of coffee to my cabin and close the door?”<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Summer-intern\"<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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4. \u00a0Out of budget this quarter<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\"CFO\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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5. \u00a0The reason why you look forward to those agency meetings.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Account-Executive\"<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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6. \u00a0Alternatively, spinner of cliches.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"copywriter\"<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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7. \u00a0“Hello Yes, Mrs Sen, No No Mr Sen is just out for a client lunch”<\/span><\/p>\n

Are you thinking Joanne from Mad Men<\/a><\/span>? We are<\/span><\/p>\n

\"executive<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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8. Or a pretty face the first thing you see in the office.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"receptionist\"<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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9. Why, our Bollywood celebs would relate with the sentiment.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"brand<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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10. \u00a0And chief wire untangler.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Head-Of-IT\"<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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11. \u00a0“We are unable to comment at this point”<\/span><\/p>\n

\"PR-director\"<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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12. \u00a0Often entrusted with the task of making the logo bigger.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Graphic<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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13. About that.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"project-manager\"<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

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14. Yes sir, I’ll just be back in a minute. Please hold while you hear this one minute flute solo.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\"custome-Service-executive\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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15. And finally. I know what comes to mind. This<\/a><\/span> CEO<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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\"CEO-brutally-honest-job-title\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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Recommended Reads:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

These People Were Fired For The Strangest Reasons<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/h1>\n

11 Signs That Say You Work At A Startup<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/h1>\n

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